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  • Women take Biden's advice to "buy a shotgun"

    Posted by David Burns
    WOMEN TAKE JOE BIDEN'S 'BUY A SHOTGUN!' ADVICE


     

    A parody video showing a women taking Joe Biden's "buy a shotgun!" advice illustrates the difference between shooting a shotgun and an AR-15-style semi-automatic rifle.

  • NFL Running Back works PT at Jimmy John's?

    Posted by David Burns
    NFL PLAYER WHO MAKES OVER $350K A YEAR IS NOW WORKING AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.... FOR $7.50 AN HOUR

    NFL player Terrance Ganaway has swapped his helmet for a hairnet to moonlight as a $7.50-an-hour employee in a sandwich shop.

    The St. Louis Rams running back earns the minimum rookie salary of $390,000, but when he went back home to Waco, Texas, he took a job where he makes sandwiches, wipes tables and sweeps the floors at Jimmy John's restaurant.

    He says he took the part-time job after joking on Twitter that he had too much free time and wanted something to keep him busy.

    The restaurant's manager called his bluff and offered him a job - which he gratefully accepted.

    To explain why he took the job, he said, "I just wanted to stay fit, stay out of trouble and really just try to save money and not spend a lot of money."

     

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  • Foo Fighters starting on NEW album.

    Posted by David Burns

     Dave Grohl just can't stop rocking. After announcing last October that the Foo Fighters were set to "go away for a while," Grohl has revealed that the band is ready to reconvene and begin work on a new album.

    Grohl made the revelation during a red carpet interview at this year's BRIT Awards in London on February 20.

    "I return to Los Angeles tomorrow to start work on a Foo Fighters record," he said to the show's host, James Cordon (via Kerrang!), adding that the new material would be released "eventually."

    It would be the Foo Fighters' eighth studio full-length, and the first since 2011 album Wasting Light, which included such singles as "Rope" and "These Days." more on this story

  • Fiddy Cent on the Erin Andrews kiss snub at Daytona.

    Posted by David Burns
     50 CENT ON THE ERIN ANDREWS KISS DISS... HE DOESN'T CARE

    50 Cent is explaining himself after his failed kiss attempt on sports reporter Erin Andrews.

    Fiddy downplayed the media's coverage of the whole thing and Tweeted: "Hey I wanted to kiss her? So I did. Denied ?Wow they called me to interview with @ErinAndrews, we are working together on my street king energy campaign. That's why I was being nice. You know I don't care they have said worst."

     

    In case you missed it, Erin Andrews was working her way through the crowded pit road at the Daytona 500 when she saw 50 Cent. 50 tried to walk with Andrews as she walked pit road, but she was having none of it.

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  • Billy Corgan funny TV ad for furniture store.

    Posted by David Burns

     Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan has brought his well-known love of professional wrestling to a humorous TV ad for hometown Chicago furniture supplier Walter E. Smithe.

    Corgan, who launched the Resistance Pro Wrestling promotion company in 2011, stars in the comedic TV spot by Smithe, notorious for creating outlandish and pop culture-themed commercials (previous ads from the company have featured food celebrity Paula Deen and a Star Wars lightsaber battle with table lamps).

    The new spot features Corgan calling on three Resistance Pro wrestlers to take on the Smithe brothers in a no-holds-barred match after a simple game of musical chairs goes awry. Watch it here.

  • DUI...on a Walmart shopping scooter?

    Posted by David Burns
    DUI SUSPECT ON WALMART SHOPPING SCOOTER

    An Indiana man was nabbed driving under the influence in a shopping scooter.

    He was pulled over because he was scooting along North bound in the Southbound lane (down Indiana 135) and motoroists could barely see him.

    Not only was he drunk, the scooter didn't belong to him.  It was the property of a 24-hour Walmart more than 4 miles away.

    Police arrested the man on charges of theft and driving under the influence.

    He was taken to jail and the scooter was returned to the Walmart store.

     

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  • Special K recall, just a little glass that's all.

    Posted by David Burns
    KELLOGG RECALLS CEREAL OVER GLASS SHARDS


    Three different sizes of Kellogg's Special K Red Berries cereal has been recalled over the possible presence of glass fragments.

    11.2 ounce package 

    22.4 ounce twin pack 

    37 ounce package

    Kellogg's says only the three sizes of packaging listed above are included in the recall.

     

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  • ...and what NOT to say to small busted women.

    Posted by David Burns
    WHAT NOT TO SAY TO SMALL-BUSTED WOMAN

    These are things that no small-breasted woman wants to hear.


    1. "Where do you buy your tops? I could never squeeze my chest into cute little shirts like that!"

    Being small-breasted does not relegate women to stores like Delia's and Wet Seal where the average customer age is 13.

    2. "Only a flat-chested girl can pull that off."

    It is true that most models fall into this category, and for a good reason. Designers often showcase their clothing on women whose curves aren't distracting so that the designs get all the attention.

    3. "Why don't you try a padded bra?"

    Padded bras are akin to wearing two pillows strapped to your chest. And we are happy with what we have, thank you very much!

    4. "Have you ever considered implants?"

    See number three.

    5. "Do you even have to wear a bra?"

    The answer is a resounding no! There are days when we can get by with a bikini top, or a stick-on bra (or nothing, if we're really feeling lazy).

    6. "Well, at least you won't have back problems."

    We'll check that off our list of things to worry about.

    7. "I'll give you some of mine."

    Did we say that we wanted any of yours or were unhappy with what we have?

    So before you ask a woman about her cup size, remember the golden rule: "Do unto others' breasts as you would have done to yours."

     

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  • What not to say to big busted ladies...

    Posted by David Burns
    WHAT NOT TO SAY TO BIG-BUSTED LADIES

    1- "You totally must have a bad back all the time."

    Yeah, I do, and it matches my bad attitude.

    2- "Where do you even find a bra big enough for those?"

    Oh, you wanna know where? Your mom's house. How about that?

    3- "Do you ever want to make them smaller?"

    Maybe, but thanks for pointing out that I should.

    4- "It must be easy to meet guys with those."

    Yeah, can't you see the trail of men right behind me?

    5- "They're going to be SO saggy when you get older!"

    Don't even go there.

    6- "How big are they?"

    It's best not to ask. Some people won't want to tell you.

    7- "Are they real?"

    Yes, they are... and they're spectacular.

     

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  • A woman will tryout for the NFL?

    Posted by David Burns
    FEMALE KICKER TO BREAK NFL GENDER BARRIER


    A WOMAN will be showing up next month to the NFL kicking tryout .  

    The NFL as approved a guideline allowing women to play in the league.  28 year old college soccer player Lauren Silberman will take advantage of the new NFL rule focused on gender equity.

    Although she doesn't have professional kicking experience, she'll still make football history by becoming the first woman to participate in the event.

     

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