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Geez Jesse not you too or three or four? Posted March 25, 2010 by Burnzy

ANOTHER WOMAN CLAIMS AFFAIR WITH BULLOCK'S HUBBY!

You knew it was only a matter of time…Star magazine has an interview with a new woman who claims she too had an affair with Sandra Bullock's hubby Jesse James. A blonde stripper named Melissa Smith tells the tab that she had a two-year relationship with the Monster Garage host, which included unprotected sex, kinky requests and sex on his office couch. Smith claims the relationship began in September 2006, one year after James married Bullock. Smith contacted James online, and then he reached out to her via her MySpace page after he spotted an online picture of Smith posing in front of a car at a West Coast Choppers party. "I got a message from this guy saying, 'Nice car…that's my godfather's.' After a few exchanges he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his email address with the name Vanilla Gorilla," said Smith. She then met him at his office in California, after Jesse promised her a ride in one of his cars, but he gave her a different kind of ride instead. After some small talk, Smith said she tried to leave, but James stopped her. "(He) moved his chair close to me and started rubbing my leg," she said. "We ended up having sex on the couch." And just like his first mistress, Michelle McGee, Smith has a checkered past. TMZ reports that she was arrested twice in the past year, once for beating up a cop and resisting arrest (she served 20 days in a California jail) and once for DUI, for which she pled not guilty just two days ago.

He's dead Jim! Posted March 25, 2010 by Burnzy

ROCK PHOTOGRAPHER IS DEAD

Photographer Jim Marshall who shot some of rock 'n' roll's most iconic images, is dead. The New York Times says he died in his sleep in a Manhattan hotel room hours before a reception to promote his new book. Jim was 74. He did the cover photos for more than 500 albums, and was the official photographer for both the 1967 Monterey Pop Festival, and Woodstock in 1969. You can see some of Jim's work at marshallphoto.com.

Mmmmm...BEER! Posted March 22, 2010 by Burnzy

The Beer Belly of America

Conservatives know it as the “American heartland.” Elitist liberals know it as “flyover country.” But to serious drinkers, the Midwest should perhaps be known as the “beer belly of America.”

The map below shows the parts of America where bars outnumber grocery stores (red dots) and vice versa (yellow dots). Note where the map is rosiest:

DESCRIPTIONFloatingSheep.org Bars and grocery stores: Shading represents more references to one search term in the Google Maps directory at a particular location. E.g., a red circle indicates more references to bars than grocery stores. Data collected in August 2008.

This creation comes from FloatingSheep, a Web site where some academics are mapping some of the most bizarre data unleashed by the World Wide Web.

The data in this map are drawn from Google Maps directories, which are based on various sources like yellow page listings (directories exclude user-generated landmarks, which FloatingSheep does mine for other projects).

FloatingSheep also looked at 2007 Census County Business Patterns on the number of establishments listed as “Drinking places (alcoholic beverages)” to see if the patterns held up. And indeed, they found an average of 1.52 bars per 10,000 Americans nationwide, with a significantly higher ratio in the “beer belly” region:

Rank State Bars per 10,000 Population
1 North Dakota 6.54
2 Montana 6.34
3 Wisconsin 5.88
4 South Dakota 4.73
5 Iowa 3.73
6 Nebraska 3.68
7 Wyoming 3.4

The team behind this site — Matthew Zook and Taylor Shelton at the University of Kentucky and Mark Graham at Oxford Internet Institute — has found other ways to visualize how social values help shape economic markets. One particularly provocative map is this one, which shows which parts of America have more abortion providers than abortion alternative services.

This one, on the other hand, shows the interplay between pizza, strip club and gun landmarks around the country, based on user-generated Google data. Surprise: Vegas appears to be the strip club capital of America.

Snookie is in trouble. Could be bad! Posted March 19, 2010 by Burnzy

SNOOKI CHARGED IN CONNECTION WITH A TEEN'S DEATH!

Radaronline.com reports that Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was one of three people charged in connection with the 2004 death of a teenage boy. Snooki was charged with selling booze to minors at her house. After the party, one of the attendees, Michael Truncali, died in a drunk driving accident. The Marlboro High School student's blood alcohol level was .18 when he crashed his Mazda. Earlier in the evening he had been drinking in the basement of Snooki's home. Snooki was subsequently charged with Prohibited Sale of Alcoholic Beverages, since she reportedly made kids pay for the booze.  (There's no word if she was punished for the crime.) Snooki's mother Helen was at home at the time of the party, and sources say there were adults in attendance who were drinking with kids.

Conan on the road! Posted March 12, 2010 by Burnzy

CONAN TAKING HIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!

Conan O'Brien announced dates yesterday for his long-rumored live tour. The show, dubbed the "Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour," hits 30 cities, kicking off April 12th in Eugene, Oregon. O'Brien will do two nights at New York's Radio City Music Hall in June, just around the corner from his old NBC Late Night studios. The show is being described as "a night of music, comedy, hugging, and the occasional awkward silence." TMZ claims that Conan isn't making any money off this tour. The only reason he's doing it is to keep his former Tonight Show staffers employed. Some 40 former employees will be working on the production. Tickets for most shows are already on sale. More info can be found at Conan's new website, TeamCoco.com.

Make a video for Moby! Posted March 12, 2010 by Burnzy

MAKE A VIDEO FOR MOBY
Want to make a music video for Moby? He's holding a competition and if you come up with what he thinks is the best clip for his new single, "Wait For Me," then you win 5,000-dollars. Two runner's up will get 1,000-bucks each. Go to mobygratis.com for all the info.

 

Be in the Pumpkins! Posted March 10, 2010 by Burnzy

WANNA BE IN THE SMASHING PUMPKINS?

Wanna be a member of The Smashing Pumpkins? Billy Corgan is holding open auditions for a bassist and a keyboard player. Ginger Pooley was playing bass in the new lineup, but she quit last week to focus on her family. So, if you think you have the goods, send all your info and a link where Billy can see and hear you play to: PumpkinsBass@gmail.com or PumpkinsKeys@gmail.com. The deadline is March 31st.

Linkins' tomb opened? Posted March 9, 2010 by Burnzy

LINKIN PARK OPENS ITS VAULTS

Linkin Park is opening up its musical vaults. The band's official Web site says, "LP Archives: Official Tour Bootlegs" includes more than 100 professionally mixed and mastered concert recordings from 2007 to 2009. Starting March 17th, you'll be able to purchase the shows for 9.99 each at downloads.linkinpark.com. If you buy five concerts, you'll get the sixth one free.