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The new $1 coin will make strippers rich!

by Burnzy

If the new $1 coin comes out strippers are gonna be rich, but it will hurt more when they make it rain down on them...

By Ricardo Liberato (Stripper Reflections  Uploaded by tm) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons 

THE NEW $1 COIN COULD MEAN BIGGER TIPS FOR EXOTIC DANCERS

Congress is currently working on passing the COINS act which will replace our $1 bills with coins worth the same value. The move would save us billions in printing costs.

So… who would really suffer if we got rid of $1 bills you might wonder? Exotic dancers, of course.

Before you laugh, the exotic dancer issue was actually brought up to Senator John McCain. He said he hoped the change would mean bigger denominations for dancers - meaning they could be getting $5's and $10's instead of a one-dollar coin.