Shut Up and Trouble were walking down a path. Trouble got lost. So, Shut Up went to the police officer.
The police officer asked
"What's your name?"
He answered, "Shut Up."
The police officer asked again, "What's your name?"
The police officer, a bit frustrated, asked "Are you looking for trouble?!"
"Yeah, I lost him down a path about two miles ago."
Joe Cassady http://929wlmi.com/latest-updates/authors/34/