It was two o'clock in the morning. A husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang.
The husband picked up the phone and said "Hello? ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weatherman?" He slammed the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks "Who was that?"
The husband replies "I dont know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
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