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Ooops! Posted January 27, 2010 by Otis Day

PRANK GOES WRONG WHEN COACH HITS BLINDFOLDED HALF COURT SHOT!

A High School coach in Kansas is having a little prank pulled on him.  He's been told if he hits a halfcourt, blindfolded shot he'll win tickets to the Final Four.  The entire auditorium is in on it.  The kids are going to scream like crazy when he misses(This is an impossible shot as they blindfold him and spin him around before moving him to half court.)  He made it.  Ooops!

Most embarrassing thing ever Posted January 26, 2010 by Otis Day

picaso painting

Woman falls and rips a priceless Picasso Painting.

 

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in public?  I called someone Maa'm when they were a sir when I worked at a Hardee's when I was 15.  What's yours? 

From yahoo:

NEW YORK (AFP) – A significant Pablo Picasso painting was damaged after a woman attending art class lost her balance, fell into "The Actor" and tore it, The Metropolitan Museum of Art said.

The unusually large canvas, measuring 77.25 by 45.38 inches (196 by 115 centimeters), sustained a vertical tear of about six inches (15 centimeters) in the lower right-hand corner in the accident on Friday.

The museum, located on the eastern edge of New York's Central Park, did not elaborate on why the woman fell.

But The Met said the damage did not impact the "focal point of the composition" and that it should be repaired in the coming weeks ahead of a major Picasso retrospective featuring some 250 works at the museum opening on April 27.

Repair work should be "unobtrusive," it added.

Painted in the winter of 1904-1905, the work hails from Picasso's critical Rose Period, when the artist shifted from the downbeat tones of his Blue Period to warmer, more romantic hues.

The period also hints at Picasso's later embrace of abstraction with his signature cubist style.

Donated to The Met by automobile heiress Thelma Chrysler Foy in 1952, "The Actor" features an acrobat striking a dramatic pose against an abstract backdrop. It was painted on a used canvas that already contained a painting.

The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien Posted January 22, 2010 by Otis Day

I'm With Coco!

Wow.  It seems like only a few months ago Conan O'Brien took over the reigns of the late night franchise that is(was) The Tonight Show.  Things were different back then.  The Earth was warmer.   Brett Favre was retired.  I was bald.  Tonight it all ends.  NBC has screwed it all up and is bringing Jay Leno back to the Tonight Show.  It's strange, because I remember Jay retiring.  THEN he took a different show at a different time(like Grandpa retires and goes to work part time at Wal-mart.)   That show didn't work the way NBC wanted it to(to be fair, they've only given it .4th of a year) so they canceled the Jay Leno show.  What I don't get is if he retired....why is he going back to the Tonight Show?  If Grandpa's job at Wal-mart didn't work...he's not gonna go back to his old job again.  He's gonna either find another part time job....or actually retire.  GETTING THE JOB YOU RETIRED FROM BACK AFTER YOU RETIRED IS NOT A FREAKING OPTION!!!!!!(unless you worked for NBC and you're Jay Leno) 

So Goodbye Conan.  We'll miss you!  Have a great final night as host of The Tonight Show.  See you on Fox!

My favorite late night host is Craig Ferguson. 

Otis and Craig Ferguson

Tiger Woods at Sex Addiction Clinic Posted January 20, 2010 by Otis Day

tiger woods at sex clinic

From the Vancouver Sun:

VANCOUVER — After nearly two months of mostly-false speculation on his whereabouts, Tiger Woods' location has finally been confirmed, if you believe the photograph in the new issue of the National Enquirer.

The world's top golfer, who went into hiding after news of his marital infidelity became public in late November, has been photographed leaving a sex rehab clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

And Hollywoodlife.com is reporting that a source inside the "prison-like facility," the Pine Grove Behavioral Health & Addiction Services Center, has revealed exclusive details about Woods' treatment for sex addiction.

The clinic features a sexual addiction program created by Dr. Patrick Carnes, who has pioneered treatment for sexually compulsive behavior, according to radaronline.com, which says multiple sources have confirmed Woods' treatment at the facility.

According to Hollywoodlife.com, "The Gentle Path center, surrounded by a fence which is locked at night and described by an inside source as a 'concrete prison,' is a no-frills far cry from Tiger’s usual luxury surroundings. Gentle Path is specifically for sex addiction patients and is about four miles from the main campus. Tiger’s daily routine will consist of group therapy sessions, doctor evaluations, and psychological analysis."

The typical length of a sex addict’s stay in rehab is approximately six weeks, the celebrity website reported. There are between 18-24 individuals enrolled in Gentle Path at any given time, and they attend Sex Addicts Anonymous meetings twice a week. They also have free supervised time get to go to Wal-Mart twice a week, the report says.

"Upon entering the facility one must sign a celibacy contracting banning them from sexual encounters with other individuals including masturbation.

"Our source says, 'Patients live in a refurbished motel once called the Alamo. There is a big fence around it … it sort of resembles a prison.' The huge fence is locked at night so if someone wanted to leave, our source says, 'they would have to climb the fence.'"

Woods has not been seen in public since crashing his vehicle into a tree shortly after Thanksgiving. In the following weeks, reports emerged that he had had affairs with as many as 14 women.

In the Enquirer photograph of Woods at the sex rehab clinic, he is wearing a hoodie and a baseball cap and his face his hard to see.

Reports say he checked into a six-week program at Pine Grove on Dec. 30.

The Enquirer report says Elin Nordegren threatened to take their children Sam Alexis, 2, and Charlie Axel, 11 months, to Sweden unless he “vowed to stop cheating and enter sex rehab.”

 

Hollywoodlife.com has broken out what a typical day for Tiger Woods may look like:

6:30 a.m.: Wake Up Call - Either a knock on his door or announcement over the intercom.

7 a.m.: Breakfast - A Pine Grove staff member must accompany him while he eats.

8 - 11 a.m.: “Recovery Activities” - Patients are given this time to work on one of 15 different addict recovery activities. Some include: Shame reduction work, yoga, eye movement desensitization, and spirituality group.

11 a.m. - 1 pm: Lunch - Again, he must be accompanied by a staff member, and can have his choice of “buffet style” chicken or ham and five veggies.

1 - 4 p.m.: Continue to work on “Recovery Activities.”

4 - 10 p.m.: Patients may attend hall-style lectures, group meetings, religious/spiritual activities or meet with their doctors.

10:30 p.m.: Lights Out.

15 Annoying things that girls do Posted January 19, 2010 by Otis Day

womens toiletries

Found a list of the 15 things that women do that annoy men.  These are pretty standard stuff.  Taking too long, whining, amount of pillows on the bed.  And of course...all the stuff you need in the bathroom.  You have like 376 different toiletries.  I have three.  Razor, toothbrush, soap. 

So now ladies.....I ask you, what's the most annoying thing your husband/boyfriend does?

Song made ONLY out of Terminator 2 sounds Posted January 13, 2010 by Otis Day

This is a song made up entirely of sounds from Terminator 2.  My question is...how does somebody have time to do this?  Are they making money off it?  Cause if not....how can you justify spending all this time putting something like this together?  I barely have time to put the laundry away after folding it and leaving in on the couch for a week...how can someone spend so much time on something like this?  How many days did you have to take off work at Radio Shack to do finish?

In the Key of Terminal C Posted January 6, 2010 by Otis Day

 

This is Josh Wilson.  This is Josh Wilson stuck at Newark Airport.  This is Josh Wilson getting everyone around him to sing 'Hey Jude' by the Beatles to pass the time while stuck at Newark Airport.

A second video from a different angle catches it starting with the "na na's".  The delay was Sunday when that one guy walked into the terminal through the exit.