THE MORTON REPORT: WEDNESDAY
Every day this week, we'll provide exclusive coverage of the Royal Wedding from Royal Authority and Celebrity Biographer, Andrew Morton's: The Morton Report.
DID YOU GET YOURS IN THE MAIL?
If you're bummed out that you didn't get your invite to the Royal Wedding. President Obama isn't going either.
In case you're feeling bad, you can print this and put it in your mailbox:
SOME COOL PRODUCTS WITH A ‘ROYAL WEDDING' THEME
1. In case William and Kate do what 90% of newlyweds do on their wedding night -- drink themselves out of any first night passion -- there are royal barf bags. They feature a picture of the couple underneath the words "Throne Up."
2. If they are not quite ready for Royal rug rats then Will should wrap the Royal tool with a Crown Jewels Condom. They are "presented in a timeless souvenir heirloom collector's box" and combine "the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be."
3. In case they get the munchies, Papa John's have brought out the 'Pizza Portrait.' The portrait is made entirely of pizza toppings on top of pizza dough.
GEORGE MICHAEL RECORDS CHARITABLE WEDDING GIFT FOR WILLIAM AND KATE
George Michael has released a cover of the romantic 1972 Stevie Wonder track "You And I" as a wedding gift to Prince William and Kate Middleton. The singer is not invited to the royal bash, but was close to Prince William's mother Diana, Princess of Wales.
The track has been released as a free download via iTunes, with the singer asking fans to make a donation to the charitable fund set up by Prince William and Kate Middleton (Stevie Wonder has also waived all his rights to the song).
The track is available on George's site, HERE