What does it take to date Kate Gosselin?

Jimmy Kimmel knows the answer
and all unsuspecting bachelors would be wise to watch the hilarious clip,
obtained by RadarOnline.com, previewing a Kate dating show.

The mom of
eight recently announced she wants back on TV and is pitching a reality dating
show where she's the date.

And while somewhere Jon Gosselin is shuddering
with traumatic flashbacks, Kimmel has taken the trouble to produce a promo that
lets other unsuspecting prey, er, men, know what they are facing.

"It's
like The Bachelorette meets The Deadliest Catch," Kimmel quips and then adds:
"[Kate] enjoys long walks on the beach, but not the beach
you picked out ...
that beach sucks and you're an idiot for choosing it."

The bachelors are
selected at random, Kimmel explains, and "shot with tranquilizer darts by Sarah
Palin." After being taken to an island they are "hunted like animals by Kate and
her eight kids. Who will escape, who will perish and who will be captured and
forced to marry Kate?"

Check out the video for what looks like a show
that would be a ratings winner!