(ACTUAL HEADLINE).... RESIDENT CALLS 911 TO REPORT ‘AWFUL CHRISTINA AGUILERA SONG’!

From a police report:
 
An annoyed Napa Valley, Calif. resident called 911 to complain about a terrible Christina Aguilera song that was torture to his ears!

The resident contacted authorities at 4:06 a.m. and told them that an “awful Christina Aguilera song” kept going off from a cell phone every 20 minutes. Police responded to the scene and found the cell phone abandoned in some bushes.

It was booked into “found property” at the the station.

Via Napa Valley Register