Note to self, drugs & tobacco in rectum in court...bad idea.

Posted by David Burns on

MAN HIDES DRUGS, TOBACCO IN RECTUM WHILE STANDING BEFORE JUDGE

A guy in Sarasota, Florida stood in front of a judge as he was being sentenced with a bunch of stuff hidden in his rectum.

A jail guard was doing a routine check on the guy and found the end of a condom sticking out of his bum. Inside was a laundry list of items: 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a CVS Pharmacy receipt and a coupon.

Now the guy faces even more charges for having drugs and a tobacco product inside the jail.

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