EVER THINK ABOUT LEAVING STICKY NOTES FOR PEOPLE IN RETURNED REDBOX MOVIES?
What would you write on the sticky note? Here are some starters:
"Naked boobs at 32 minutes 46 seconds"
"I rented this while contagious."
"If you only knew where this disc had been."
"It turns out I can hold up 29 of these without using my hands."
"The spots on this disc are not from Pepsi."
"It turns out you really can pick things up with your ass cheeks."
"Halfway through this movie, we hit pause and had sex."
"Your fingerprints are on this disc. You are now an accessory to murder."
"Please be kind. Rewind."
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