1- "You totally must have a bad back all the time."
Yeah, I do, and it matches my bad attitude.
2- "Where do you even find a bra big enough for those?"
Oh, you wanna know where? Your mom's house. How about that?
3- "Do you ever want to make them smaller?"
Maybe, but thanks for pointing out that I should.
4- "It must be easy to meet guys with those."
Yeah, can't you see the trail of men right behind me?
5- "They're going to be SO saggy when you get older!"
Don't even go there.
6- "How big are they?"
It's best not to ask. Some people won't want to tell you.
7- "Are they real?"
Yes, they are... and they're spectacular.