New Girl Scout Cookies taste like sun tan oil...

Posted by David Burns on
THE NEW GIRL SCOUT COOKIE IS OUT, AND THIS JUST IN: IT'S AWFUL


Did you know....  the Girl Scouts are rolling out a new cookie this year?

The cookie sounds like a type of shampoo, lists "mushrooms" among its ingredients, and is neither coated in chocolate nor forms a cookie-sandwich around peanut butter. They're called Mango Crèmes with NutriFusion™.

Crunchy vanilla and coconut cookies feature a mango-flavored creme filling with all the nutrient benefits of eating cranberries, pomegranates, oranges, grapes, and strawberries.

 

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