Naked Man Steals Seniors Sausages!

Posted by Justin Henriksen on

Here's an example of American news reporting at its finest:  Last month, a man outside Fort Myers, Florida wandered into a retirement home in the middle of the night, took off all his clothes, and started digging through the refrigerator.  The senior citizens knew something was up when they couldn't find their breakfast sausage the next morning.  So they checked the security footage and saw what happened.  Then local police recognized the guy, and arrested him.
Anyway, the stupid news report made sure to highlight how excited the senior citizens were about the incident.  They thought the whole thing was hilarious, and were mostly just glad to see some action.

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