PAULA ABDUL'S new show is called "Live to Dance", but in the U.K., there's a show called "Got to Dance". And last month, a 34-year-old female contestant who goes by the stage name "Happiness" turned in the dance of the year . . . in a bad way.
She did an interpretive dance to the song "Scatman" that incorporated jumping, rolling around on the floor, and a series of lightning-fast karate chops. Basically, she made a fool of herself. But in the end, the crowd loved it.