Dear Lord, let's hope this means we can put one of our country's absolutely dumbest conspiracy theories to rest.

--Hawaii's new governor, Neil Abercrombie, has finally tracked down PRESIDENT OBAMA'S birth certificate.  His legal, original, actual birth certificate that proves he was born in Hawaii.

--Abercrombie says, quote, "Our investigation [found] it actually exists in the archives, written down."

--Their next step is to actually get it out of the archives.  Abercrombie didn't say when that was going to happen.

--Conspiracy theorists called birthers have said Obama's birth certificate is fake, he was actually born in Kenya, or the U.K., or Indonesia . . . and that would make him ineligible to be president.  To be president, you must be born in the U.S.

--Abercrombie says that he wants to do whatever it takes to prove Obama was born in Hawaii, but as for the birthers, quote, "You're not going to convince those people because they have a political agenda.  They're never going to be satisfied."