What says love and commitment more than an anti-cheating wedding ring?
If you're not sure you can trust your spouse to remain faithful, an offensive-gift retailer called TheCheeky.com offers a wedding band that BRANDS your finger when you wear it.
The ring has negative engraving on the inside, so if you take it off to put the moves on someone, it leaves raised lettering on your skin that reads, quote, "I'M MARRIED".
The anti-cheating ring is made of titanium . . . and it'll run you $550.