(STUTTGART, GERMANY) You may want to inspect your bowl of cereal this morning before dipping a spoon into it. A man in Germany was horrified to find a mummified bat in his corn flakes. The victim said the winged bat was clearly not a Halloween toy and still had its fangs and boney feet.
A food safety official barely gave comfort by saying (quote) “I have never seen anything like it. This really is an unusual case.”