SHEEN QUITTING TWO AND A HALF MEN? Recently, there have been some rumors that Charlie Sheen is planning to leave his hit CBS sitcom, Two and a Half Men, but sources close to the show told TMZ that those rumors are laughable considering how much the actor stands to make over the next two seasons. Warner Bros. is considering paying Charlie one-million dollars per episode and few people would walk away from 48-million bucks. Read more at www.TMZ.com.

TIGER WOODS’ TEACHER! Has Tiger Woods been caught in a lie again? According to TMZ, Woods’ kindergarten teacher is refuting the golfer’s claims that sixth graders tied him to a tree and spray-painted a racial slur on him when he was in kindergarten. The teacher hired go-to attorney Gloria Allred and held a news conference to deny the rumors.

LINDSAY LOHAN’S MONEY TROUBLES! Not only is Lindsay Lohan struggling to stay current with her rent payments, but the fallen actress is reportedly broke! www.PerezHilton.com reports Lohan was served with a legal notice demanding she make timely rent payments or leave the residence. Sources are worried that she won’t be able to pay up since she doesn’t have consistent income – due to her alleged substance abuse issues. In addition, family and friends are concerned that if Lindsay doesn’t clean up her act soon, her behavior could ultimately be her demise.

DID DAHMER KILL WALSH’S SON? John Walsh started hosting America’s Most Wanted after his six-year-old son Adam was kidnapped and killed in 1981. The case remains unsolved but now, there is new evidence possibly linking the murder to Jeffrey Dahmer. In an investigation by the Miami Herald, witnesses claim to have seen Dahmer, who had recently been discharged from the Army, with Adam at the Florida mall where he was abducted. One witness even stated he saw the soon-to-be serial killer force a crying boy into the back of a blue van – and those close to Dahmer said he had a blue van. No word yet from authorities what they plan to do but you can read more at www.People.com.

CAST MEMBER LEAVES LAW & ORDER! The next season of Law & Order is going to look a little different. That’s because after 16 years, S. Epatha Merkerson, who plays the character “Lt. Anita Van Buren,” is leaving the show. In an interview with EW.com, the actress said that “it’s time to go” and that “this will be a great way to leave what has been an extraordinary gig.”

JOHN FORSYTHE DIES. John Forsythe, the actor best known as the voice of “Charlie” in the original TV series and film versions of Charlie’s Angels, has died. According to CNN, Forsythe lost his year-long battle with cancer on Friday. In a statement, his family said, “He was 92 years old and, thankfully, he died as he lived his life …with grace and dignity.”

SHANNEN DOHERTY OWES TAXES! According to www.TMZ.com, actress Shannen Doherty reportedly owes back taxes to the state of California. After being hit with a tax lien for over 44-thousand dollars, the former 90210 star and Dancing With The Stars contestant has stated that the matter will “be taken care of promptly.”

TRACY DOESN’T REMEMBER LUKE! Is Tracy Morgan’s memory that bad? According to www.DigitalSpy.com, Morgan and Luke Wilson both star in the forthcoming movie Death at a Funeral, but Wilson insists that after weeks of filming, Morgan still couldn’t remember his name. Wilson said, “I could tell he didn’t recognize me - after two weeks. And I said, ‘It’s Luke.’ He said, ‘Have a good weekend, Lou.’ He called me Lou.” Death at a Funeral hits theaters on April 16th.

ACTOR REFUSES TO DO SEX SCENE! Neal McDonough, an actor you may have seen on Desperate Housewives or in Minority Report, has been kicked off ABC’s new series Scoundrels. The reason? Due to religious reasons, he refused to do a love scene with co-star Virginia Madsen. McDonough has said in the past that he will never do sex scenes. According to www.PerezHilton.com, he’s been replaced by actor James Elliot.

FAVREAU FINISHES IRON MAN 2! Director Jon Favreau has finished his highly anticipated Iron Man sequel. Favreau tweeted Thursday night, “Iron Man 2 is signed, sealed, delivered!” On Friday, Favs took again to his Twitter page and wrote, “Absolutely nothing to do today. What a glorious feeling.” Iron Man grossed over 318-million dollars at the box office last summer. Iron Man 2 is set to fly into theaters on May 7th.

JIMMY FALLON’S FUNNY! Jimmy Fallon made a funny joke during his monologue on The Late Night with Jimmy Fallow show Thursday night. He poked fun at Vice President Joe Biden, who recently dropped the F-bomb while talking to President Barack Obama. Fallon said, “An ice cream shop in Peoria, Illinois named a flavor after Joe Biden. It comes in small, medium, and “f**king huge.”