PETA POKES FUN AT TIGER! PETA gets their topical humor on in a new ad featuring Tiger Woods’ image. On the billboard, sponsored by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, the organization has the text “Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing.” The ad then goes on to say that that goes for your pets too and urges owners of cats and dogs to spay and neuter their pets. See a photo of the billboard and learn more over at www.UsMagazine.com.

BACHELOR CAST-OFF SEX TAPE? Rozlyn Papa made a name for herself on this season of The Bachelor by allegedly having an affair with a producer on the show and getting kicked off, and now, according to TMZ, someone is shopping around a sex tape starring Papa. A porn industry rep who claims to have seen the tape told TMZ, “It’s definitely Rozlyn,” and added that in it, she performs “one sexual act with a well-endowed gentleman.” Papa’s spokesperson stated the reality star has “no knowledge of any tape.”

CRYER SUPPORTS SHEEN! Jon Cryer is supporting his Two and a Half Men co-star, Charlie Sheen, as best he can. Sheen has checked himself into rehab so production on the series has come to a halt, causing some staffers to fear for their jobs. TMZ reports Cryer told employees, “The important thing is Charlie gets healthy.” Production is expected to resume in a couple of weeks.

KOENIG’S PARENTS WALK OUT ON LARRY KING! The parents of missing sitcom actor Andrew Koenig reportedly walked out before their appearance on Larry King Live this week because they claim they were being disrespected. TMZ.com reports that Star Trek star Walter Koenig said their interview time kept getting pushed back and there wouldn’t have been “enough time to do credit to what we had to say.” Their portion of the show was pre-empted by the breaking Sea World killer whale story and after 25 minutes, the Koenigs asked the live TV film crew to leave their Vancouver hotel room.

CONAN’S TWITTER SHOW! Conan O’Brien has joined the Twitter community and his first message was a plea for a job. His very first tweet on the social networking site was, “Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.” That was all it took for him to get a whopping 250-thousand followers in less than a day. In the meantime, rumors are circulating that Conan is planning a national tour.

EBERT ON OPRAH! Film critic Roger Ebert will be sitting down for his first televised interview since he lost his ability to speak – and it will be with none other than Oprah Winfrey. According to PerezHilton.com, Ebert will do the interview with the assistance of a text-to-speech computer program. It airs next week.

“PANTS ON THE GROUND” GOES TO VEGAS! The man who gained popularity for his song “Pants On the Ground” is Las Vegas bound. According to TMZ, Larry Platt from American Idol is scheduled to perform tonight at JET nightclub in the Mirage Hotel. In addition, Platt will fly first class and receive thousands of dollars for his big show. His rep confirmed this gig will be the first of many.

WHO IS REESE DATING? Is Reese Witherspoon dating a Hollywood agent? According to People.com, the actress is seeing agent Jim Toth, but a source tells the Web site that the pair are not “exclusive” and are taking it very slow. The insider goes on to say that Witherspoon, who split from ex-boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal last year, is yet to show any serious PDA and that all kissing that’s been done has looked very friendly.

DROP OUT! The Hangover star Bradley Cooper has dropped out of the upcoming spy flick This Means War. According to Hollywood Insider, Cooper had to drop out of the movie, in which he was set to star opposite Reese Witherspoon, so he could film The Hangover 2.