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KAT VON D IN LOVE WITH JESSE JAMES! Kat Von D is professing her love for her new beau, Jesse James. The L-A Ink reality star told People magazine that Jesse is only her ninth boyfriend (whatever that means) and that she is in love with him. Earlier this year, Jesse James was married to Sandra Bullock; the pair is now divorced after Bullock found out James cheated on her. Maybe Kat will be luckier when it comes to James’ fidelity.

RACHEL UCHITEL’S MILLION DOLLAR APARTMENT! Tiger Woods’ alleged number one mistress, Rachel Uchitel, has purchased a two-million dollar apartment on Park Avenue in Manhattan. Her pad includes three bedrooms, a fireplace and a doorman. Learn more at TMZ.

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY BABY! It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia co-stars and married couple Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney had their first child this past week. The actors named their baby boy Axel Lee McElhenney and he was born on September 1st. The pair wed back in September of 2008 in Malibu.

DIRECT QUOTE: Here’s what Olson told People magazine about the birth: “I went into labor at the Phillies/Dodgers game on Tuesday night. As soon as Ryan Howard hit a three-run home run, we felt comfortable leaving to go have our baby. We love him like crazy, even though he made us miss the second half of the game.”