Eat it er no?

Posted by Otis Day on

So I snuck down to Lori's office to steal some of her candy.  She has the best candy of anyone in the building.  It's gotten so bad, that sometimes when we come here on the weekends, the kids cry because her office is closed and we can't get the candy.  When she first started she used to buy all that fancy crap that you eat with a glass of wine.  Like dark chocolate ball things filled with liquor flavored crap.  I told her, "Just get some butterfingers, twix, sweetarts...come on, this isn't the big city!"  She obliged, and her office has become a meeting place ever since.  We have motion lights in the building, and her's is always on because even when she's not there....we all go in and grab a lil' somethin' somethin.

I just got back and realized one of the Twix bars I got was already opened. 

opened twix bar

I'm not sure.  For one thing...she has tons of these, so I could just go get another.  But my Stepdad would be so mad(He owned a small grocery store for years....we always ate dented cans, brown banana's, and anything opened.)  How many people have come in contact with it since it was made?  It's not like a greeting card where everyones touching it every day.  It's been in a bag sealed up till she put them in her candy dish.  So......Eat it er no?

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