Seriously?  Really?  They hand these out at Pizza Hut after a meal and you're handing them out?  Come on.  Pony up and buy some real freaking candy.  Or just don't participate at all.  It's okay...we think less of you when you hand out candy and it sucks than if you just don't botter at all.

And yes...I'm raiding the kids candy after they went to bed.  I have no trouble admitting that at all.  I figure I'm gonna end up paying for their college education...the least I can do is get a Tootsie Roll and some Skittles.