I'm a cheap man. Very cheap. I have a car I bought for $826 cash 2 and 1/2 years ago, and I'm driving it until everything leaks out all over the Midwest Communications parking lot. I park in a new spot every day...so it's becoming very polka-dotted out there!

Anyways...things are starting to fall off of my car...and everyone here makes fun of it. The other day when I came into work, this was on my desk.

Here's what the note says.